Silflay Hraka

Ngnat helped with these, so it’s not quite as juvenile as it would otherwise be.
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On the 1st day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“Always wipe off the poo!”

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“Quit whining,
Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

On the 4th day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“Don’t pick your nose,
Quit whining,
Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

On the 5th day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“Go to your room,
Don’t pick your nose,
Quit whining,
Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

On the 6th day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“Don’t fart in public,
Go to your room,
Don’t pick your nose,
Quit whining,
Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

On the 7th day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“Finish all your homework
Don’t fart in public,
Go to your room,
Don’t pick your nose,
Quit whining,
Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

On the 8th day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“Don’t hit the baby
Finish all your homework
Don’t fart in public,
Go to your room,
Don’t pick your nose,
Quit whining,
Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

On the 9th day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“Eat all your dinner
Don’t hit the baby
Finish all your homework
Don’t fart in public,
Go to your room,
Don’t pick your nose,
Quit whining,
Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

On the 10th day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“Quit making faces
Eat all your dinner
Don’t hit the baby
Finish all your homework
Don’t fart in public,
Go to your room,
Don’t pick your nose,
Quit whining,
Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

On the 11th day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“I really mean it this time
Quit making faces
Eat all your dinner
Don’t hit the baby
Finish all your homework
Don’t fart in public,
Go to your room,
Don’t pick your nose,
Quit whining,
Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

On the 12th day of Christmas, my daddy said to me;

“You’re not a Jedi,
I really mean it this time,
Quit making faces,
Eat all your dinner,
Don’t hit the baby,
Finish all your homework,
Don’t fart in public,
Go to your room,
Don’t pick your nose,
Quit whining,
Clean up your mess,
And always wipe off the poo!”

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It’s about choice versus control, for What good is a right to share a life in marriage if you can’t defend the life you share?

Obviously, the ferry system needs to fall back to the unofficial “bring me a six pack and you can drive the ferry policy” followed back in the ’80s.  There would at least be a larger potential pool of pilots in case of emergency.

Fishing, for the Carolina Outdoor Journal, Oct 11th at 5:30 pm, and again on the 12th, at 11:00 am.

No choices in the September Kiva–the site has become so popular that there were only two loans to fund when Ngnat and I signed on.  Since Kiva has also started to pay us back from our initial loans earlier in the year, we were able to fund both Haydee Luz Aparicio Quispe and Irma Castillo Chihua of Peru.  Shortly thereafter Kiva ran out of people to loan to.  It’s been that way ever since.

Happy Birthday to our very own Bigwig. Bigwig turns older today though, honestly, I’ve lost count on which one this might be. I can barely remember my own age any more. Happy Birthday, Brother. Hope you have a good one.

As part of…..Bible School, or Father’s Day, or some such occasion, Ngnat presented her mother and I with a number of coupons good for various things, such as “A big hug,” or “Cleaning my room.”  Very cute.

One was for “Seding the Table.” Even Cuter!

So last night, I redeemed it, giving it back to her with an attached note, which read “echo table | sed s/table/”table with plates, utensils and glasses”/

Neither she nor the Sainted Wife thought it was as funny as I did.

The Dark Knight Returns With A Vengeance