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February 09, 2004

Osama Supports Democrats??

It's looking like Muslims will be supporting Democrats this year. During the Cold War, the Russkies always came out in "support" of Democratic presidental candidates who were thought to be "weak" on Communism (could you have imagined Jimmie Cah-tah going to Berlin to say, "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"?). Well, it seems that terrorists have decided for the same reason that they should support the Democrats since they are "weak" on terror. Now I know what you are probably saying, "El-ahrairah, you (insert favorite Republican/conservative epithet here)! You can't generalize like that and say all muslims are terrorists." OK, do you see mainstream muslims actively speaking out against muslim extremism? Do you see them trying to to stamp out muslim extremism in their mosques? It would seem to me that if they want to prove that they are "the religion of peace", maybe they should be more pro-active in removing the extremists. Instead of reading how the FBI busted up a terrorist ring, maybe we should be reading how a terrorist ring was busted up thanks the efforts of the local muslim community. Terrorists need support and the muslim community in America doesn't seem to be actively doing anything to not support them. I'm getting sick and tired of hearing muslims around the world rationalizing the acts of their terrorist "brothers". If my brother (sorry Cap'n Holly) was off being a terrorist, I would track him down and drag him before the authorities to answer for his crimes since his actions would reflect badly on me and my parents. Blood might be thicker than water, but it doesn't trump right and wrong.

Since Sen. "I'm a war hero, damn it!" Kerry is trolling for endorsements, here's one, straight from the infertile imagination of the Great El-ahrairah. Imagine a news conference where Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein are standing behind a podium in a room packed with reporters. Osama says "We have called you infidels here to today to make an important announcement. Saddam?" "Thank you Osama. We have now decided to endorse Sen. Kerry for the Presidency of the Great Satan America in 2004. We have come to the conclusion that Satan's puppet, President Bush is a war monger and insensitive to poor, oppressed, muslim terrorists around the world. Osama?" "Yes, Saddam, we have endorsed Sen. Kerry since he is the most French of all the candidates in the hope that he would work with us so that we could continue flying airliners into tall buildings and killing Americans around the world. Kerry in 2004! Death to the Infidels!" Remember, you heard it here first from the Great El-ahrairah! Osama and Saddam endorse Kerry in 2004!

Posted by El-ahrairah at February 9, 2004 04:30 AM | TrackBack
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