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January 27, 2004

Al Franken, Thug

So I take this to mean that Al Franken wouldn't be upset if I took a baseball bat to his pasty fat ass to shut him up?

I mean, I'm not against Al Franken's speech. But to borrow Wierd Al's logic, my wanting to kick his ass stems from the fact that I'm for Rush Limbaugh and Rich Lowery's right to free speech, and Franken's yapping just gets in the way of their message. So can I whack him?

Funny, I can remember when being liberal meant putting up with demonstrators. Now it means quashing them. If you had any doubts about neo-liberalism's rapid descent into hard left-ism, this incident should prove instructive. Can you say "oppressive"?

Smithers. Fetch me the Pinkertons.

[Update: On second thought, maybe the La Rouchies aren't as crazy as we thought.

You see, they've been saying for years that "The Jew is our enemy."

Here I was thinking they were just a bunch of anti-semitic bastards, calling for genocide. You know, alte schule mode fuer meine heimliche menschen*, as in "the Jews are the enemy of mankind."

Little did I know, the La Rouchies weren't being anti-semitic at all. They were actually issuing a prophetic warning, telling us that one specific man, the Jew, Al Franken, is actually the enemy of the La Rouchies.

So they weren't being anti-semitic at all, just prescient. Gosh, I've been so wrong about those poor bastards. Turns out, Al Franken really is their enemy.

But how did they know? Hmmmm... maybe that guy on the streetcorner near my office, handing out the stuff about the Illuminati and the Bilderbergers and the evils of miscegenation is onto something...

On the other hand, I'd probably make a donation of one of them was to tackle Franken. So I really don't know what to think right now. I'm so confused. Where's David Duke when you need him. Hey, I wonder if his warnings about "the Jew is the enemy" actually refer to comedian Adam Sandler, who skewered Duke's home state of Louisiana in "The Waterboy"?]

*A transliteration, as near as I can get it, to "old school style, for mah homies." Hip Hop patois just sounds really funny in German - kinda like seeing Eminem in conservative business suit... or Ice T on Law and Order SUV.

Posted by Blackavar at January 27, 2004 11:41 AM | TrackBack
I was surprised to hear that ol' Al Franken actually did that. But, then freedom of speech for liberals means freedom of speech for that speech that they want to hear. Otherwise, you can go pound sand. Posted by: El-ahrairah at January 28, 2004 08:25 AM
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