April 29, 2004

Turn On The WindShield Wipers, Vern. It's Damp Out.

Portrait of a dumbass.

Sunset Beach Police Chief Jay Kerr said Zachary Martin, 20, of Sunset Beach, faced charges of reckless driving and failure to stop for a red light. Kerr said Martin told police he had crossed the swing bridge in Little River, S.C., several times by driving under the guard gate and honking at the bridge tender to let him pass.

He thought the same thing would happen in Sunset Beach, but it didn't. After his friend lifted the barricade to the bridge and got back into the truck, the driver hit the gas and crashed into the water.

Posted by Bigwig at April 29, 2004 11:18 AM | TrackBack
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