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March 12, 2004

Hraka Love Surmounts All Obstacles!

Finally, a woman for Kehaar!

Now this being the internet, and Kehaar being a democratic guy, I'm sure he won't mind if we vote for which girl he should choose. Heck, if everyone throws in a dollar or two, perhaps he could be persuaded to post his correspondence with the woman of our choice.

Wouldn't that be keen?

But, first things first. Which girl should be the future object of his affection?

Carrie, Diana, Janey, Amy, Anna, or Ginger?

Posted by Bigwig at March 12, 2004 12:41 PM | TrackBack
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I voted for Ginger. She was wearing that cowboy hat and I figured Keehar could see if she would stay on for 8 seconds.

Posted by: Woundwort at March 12, 2004 01:08 PM

Ginger is mine. "I wanna be a cowboy, baby..." I think Jenny has the elf thing going on or maybe little red riding hood. Keehar could be the Big Bad Wolf!!

Posted by: Mason at March 12, 2004 01:18 PM

You're an asshole.

And I prefer Diana, thanks.

Posted by: Kehaar at March 12, 2004 02:54 PM

From time to time in the past, I have been forced to read select postings from this blog. Now for the first time, I feel that I must post. NONE of these women are a match for Kehaar. (And besides, he's a republican!)

Come bro! You can do better than dem young'uns.

Posted by: Blu at March 12, 2004 02:58 PM

I am neither Democratic or Republican. I'm an independent.

Posted by: Kehaar at March 12, 2004 03:02 PM

When you say "Independent," is that another term for single?

Posted by: Woundwort at March 12, 2004 03:43 PM

I'll never be single as long as I have my imaginary girlfriend. I can't wait to have an imaginary wedding and have some imaginary kids. I'll send you guys pictures when I find them on the Internet somewhere.

Posted by: Kehaar at March 12, 2004 04:02 PM

Diana, huh? She likes the Raimi and the anime--that's two pluses right there.

And you do have a birthday coming up.....

Posted by: Bigwig at March 12, 2004 04:51 PM

I voted for Anna. She looks like she'd stomp all over his heart, which is what he usually goes for. She's my vote for his type...

Posted by: brother at March 12, 2004 05:06 PM

What the hell, you're only about 3 court decisions away from any and all who would have you.

No button for that.

Posted by: Stephen at March 12, 2004 07:48 PM

Howdy, there, Kehaar,

Diana seemed the most colorful of imaginary choices available, but Amy was unwittingly risible to mention that she is currently unattached and has time for being someone's imaginary girlfriend....She seems too literal minded for an imaginary girl. After all, she would still be unattached by this process anyway. Perhaps she was being ironic, but the result leaves little to the imagination beyond the prim and proper appearance her photograph gives. Then again, Diana has a great imagination, but this is all as unto watching the Food Channel instead of having an actual dinner...or a TV dinner, if it's to go with the Food Channel, or a hasty, yet repetitive snack, if it's like marriage.

Posted by: Rich at March 13, 2004 02:57 PM

I, along with your brother, Kehaar, voted for Anna.

I am also going to become an imaginary girlfriend. For all your friends to possess in their imaginations.

Posted by: yer sister at March 15, 2004 12:43 PM
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