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September 24, 2003

Election Slogans

Unfortunately, election time is drawing near and we will be no doubt overwhelmed by annoying advertisements as we channel surf. I just received an email from Prarie Dog regarding some potential bumper stickers for the Bush/Cheney campaign (which many of you most likely have already gotten). Below is a posting of the ones that almost made my water come out of my nose.

Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars!
Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind
Bush/Cheney '04: Lies and videotape but no sex!
Bush/Cheney '04: The economy's stupid!
Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!
Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude"

And my favorites:

George W. Bush: Peace & Prosperity Suck-Big-Time
Vote Bush in '04: Who would Jesus Bomb?
Bush/Cheney '04: We're Gooder!

Posted by Woundwort at September 24, 2003 10:15 AM | TrackBack
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Someone left out teh funnay.

Posted by: Kevin at September 24, 2003 01:59 PM

Ahhhhh, if you can't appreciate a good partisan joke you might as well be a Democrat.

Posted by: Bigwig at September 24, 2003 02:55 PM

I have to agree with kevin. I mean, I can enjoy a good partisan joke.

But these seem like something that people at DU or IndyMedia would think were hilarious, and that just takes out all the funny for me. I like my partisan humour at least vaguely grounded in reality, not moonbatland.

Posted by: Sigivald at September 24, 2003 04:09 PM


question: it can be a challenge to analyze "funny", but how can something be funny without some element of truth ? if something is funny (as in "haha), it is the truth or "reality" that makes it so.

Posted by: Ross at September 24, 2003 04:57 PM

Geez Woundwort. Yer a prick. You offer all that help to the Republicans, but don’t offer to help the Dems. Talk about pure partisan nastiness. Oh well, into the breach once more, dear friends. I'll help the Dems with some slogans.

Vote Dem in 2004! – We don’t have a plan, but it’s Halliburton and BusHitler’s fault!

Vote Kucinich – he’s not as thoroughly insane as he appears.
Go Kucinich - with 30% more nuts than Traficant.

Vote Carol Moseley Braun – she’ll screw our nation’s enemies, just like she did in the Senate.

Vote Howard Dean – he hates Bush.

Vote Wesley Clark – he really, really hates Bush, but only because Karl Rove never called.

Go Johnny Edwards in 2004 – He’s the man of the people from Emerald Isle.

Go Graham! Then write it down. Then wash hands. Then write it down. Then leave the bathroom, write it down, etc.

Vote Kerry in 2004 – especially if you aren’t really for him, but you just want to send a message that you disapprove of Bush, and in the end you will rather have not voted at all, unless it turns out well, in which case you were for him all along.

Vote Al Sharpton for Prez. A good national race riot would clean out the cities. So go for the man with experience! Besides, if you don’t, one of his followers will stab you to death and burn down your store. So vote for Al!

Posted by: Blackavar at September 24, 2003 05:56 PM

I'm sorry guys, apparently I should have told you all that these were jokes, and I didn't actually come up with them. If there were funny ones sent to me about Dems I would have posted those as well, because, even though I am a registered Democrat, I am still able to know a joke when I read one.

Posted by: Woundwort at September 24, 2003 08:44 PM

Geez, Woundwort, I was trying to crack jokes there.

I thought they were funny, anyhow.

And it's okay - I didn't take offense to yours. Frankly, as a conservative working in a very liberal city, I'm used to conservatives being described by people to whom I'm not "out" as fascists, puritans, racists, rubes and parochial bigots. So these mild gibes weren't even close to being offensive. No blood, no foul.

Posted by: Blackavar at September 24, 2003 10:19 PM

Blackavar, I almost peed in my pants when you wrote about people that you are not "out" to. I was the same way when I briefly lived in MS. The vast majority of people were Rep. so I stayed in the closet with most people. That was funny.

Posted by: Woundwort at September 25, 2003 09:11 AM

I'm glad I finished my coffee before I got to "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude."

Posted by: redsugar at September 25, 2003 11:32 AM

Ah, kufrs, the Jew female Satan has spoken...

Posted by: Kevin at September 25, 2003 02:13 PM
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