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August 28, 2003

Alaska Pubs, By Vic A. Gris

Today, in the Warren.

The Night The Lights Went Out In London.

Unnatural Selection.

Whip Inflation Now!

Blackavar goes all soft, with a lovey dovey post on those slutty retards of the animal kingdom, dogs, then a beg pardon for what amounted to a day's absence.

Tsk. Now's as good a time to run his plea for company as any I suppose.

Okay, I feel the need to get in a plug for Silflay Hraka: The Warren Years.

Me & Cap'n Holly, we're over there busting our asses, to bring you the very best in opinionated swill. By crikey, we're the Utica Club of blogs - cheap, plentiful, tasty, and cheap. I once bought a twelve of Utica Club for just $2.58, and I don't think it's much more expensive than that now. Me and Cap'n Holly are just that cheap and tasty. But I digress.

Hell, you don't even have to leave to come visit. Just click on one of the handy links that Bigwig has provided.

Once there, you'll get news, views, opinions, and a sharp repartee between a couple bald guys, a guy in a bowtie, and this wormy fellow who isn't to bright but we keep him around because he's nasty.

Oh wait a minute, that's not us, that's CNN's Crossfire.

Silflay Hraka: The Warren Comission has me & Cap'n Holly talking about guns, sex, booze, dirty politicians, motorsickles, and did I mention, sex. We recently posted the nude pics of Anne Coulter and Hillary Clinton partying down together at Hedonism II, and Rush Limbaugh is a special guest commentator whenever he feels like dropping in. (He hasn't done so yet, but we expect him any day now).

In fact, now that I think about it, I haven't a clue how you can live with your pathetic self if you aren't making Silflay Hraka: The Warren Piece, a daily stop.
Oh yeah, one other thing. If you are interested in writing for us - especially if you disagree with us on some stuff - our guns, our politics, our choices in wimmen, booze, sports teams, or whatever - drop a line to Bigwig and we'll see if we can get you on board. It's more fun than you can imagine, and we'll invite you to the parties where we have Live! Nude! Women! (Or Men!) as the case may be. I haven't seen it yet, but that's what Bigwig's flyer promised me when I signed up, and he keeps insisting we'll have the big party in a week or two, soon as he gets 'round to scheduling it.

Did I mention we're as cheap and tasty as Utica Club Beer?

More info on the Warren can be found here.

Posted by Bigwig at August 28, 2003 09:59 PM | TrackBack
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Why, yes, Blacavar, you did mention Utica Beer and made favorable comparisons of yourself and Cap'n Holly to it. It is also proof of our country's greatness that bottled water and sometimes soda pop are more costly than certain beer brands (save the ones savoured by Bigwig). You ought to keep in mind care in requesting volunteers, as you might wind up with loser types too cheap and busy to have Internet home service, and sneak around the Web when they are running the wastewater treatment (okay, okay, sewage treatment) plant lab alone on quiet Saturdays, when they ought to be more productive.

Just to be nonsequeter about it, does not the character Blacavar have his ears torn up as punishment in Watership Down? So, he might readily offer up his opinions without always hearing rejoinders? Not that that is a bad thing....

Posted by: Rich at August 30, 2003 06:10 PM
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