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July 22, 2002

The New Perfect Manhood

Early adolescence is a horrible, horrible time. I don't know anyone who would want to go through it again. My grandmother thought so too, which is why she gave me a book to help me through that time. A book written in 1916 by Professor T.W. Shannon, A.M. I read every word, and it made me the man I am today. It's a godsend for impressionable young minds. Why, if any dream of mine could come true, it would be that families would gather together around the electronic fireplace that is Silflay Hraka, and read aloud the wisdom of The New Perfect Manhood.

Chapter VII of the The New Perfect Manhood.

Now with commentary!

Vital Facts for Married and Marriageable Men

Men's Social Nature

Man has a social nature. It should be normally developed. A well-developed social nature will greatly augment his happiness and success in life. Boys and girls, men and women supplement each other in their social development. Their social natures are best developed when they are wisely associated from youth to old age.

Here's what happens to you when you unwisely associate

Social and Sex Natures Inter-Related and Inter-Dependent

Charming and attractive social gifts are closely related to normal sexual development.

Remember kids, if you're not charming and attractive, you're a sexual freak!

Any interference with the developing sex nature will interfere with the development of the social side of life. The social life of a eunuch has been arrested. He does not attract the opposite sex, admires no woman as a sweetheart, has no interest in children akin to parental interest, and takes little social interest in other people. Self-abuse

He's talking about wanking here

often causes a young man to become extremely diffident and to shun the company of women.

Umm. Is he implying that flogging the flounder makes you gay? That would seem to disproved by the continuing existence of the species.

Any social relations between you men and women, tending toward sexual excitement, leading to sexual dissipation, as well at to social and moral danger.


Spawning among fishes, rutting among the deer family, teasing among horses and spooning among young people are only different words for doing the same thing,


producing sexual excitement.


Nature teaches the fishes, birds and animals when they should excite each other's passion, and why.

Because it's Saturday night, the baby's asleep, and you've got half a bottle of Riunite in the missus.

They are unerringly controlled and guided in this function by blind instinct.

And we all know why he's blind, don't we?

Nature does not teach unmarried people when they should not and why they should not excite each other's passions,

Nature says it's ok, people! Let's see some Discovery Channel out there right now!

as human beings are endowed with reason to guide them in such matters.

I have this special vacuum brain attachment that will increase my reason endowment the natural way.

Young people engage in hugging, kissing, pinching,

oral sex with strangers,

playing with the hair, holding hands, tapping the chin and tickling the neck,

Tapping the chin and tickling the neck? What kind of freaks did they grow back in 1916?

with a view to having what they call a good time.


Many of them are totally ignorant of the true reason for this and why they should not. If one steps over the verge of great precipices, his mangled, lifeless body will be picked up by his friends

or the guy who pushed him

from the jagged rocks beneath. He defied a physical law, the law of gravity, in its relation to his physical well-being. When young people, men or women or both, voluntarily forfeit their virtue, it is because they have violated a law of sex in its relation to virtuous manhood and womanhood.

The sex police, they live inside of your head
The sex police, they come to me in my bed.
The sex police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no.

Tomorrow, as we continue our excited excerpting from The New Perfect Manhood; Why do Young People Fail, and True Knighthood

Posted by Bigwig at July 22, 2002 05:58 AM | TrackBack
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