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August 18, 2002

Spam, We get Spam! Did

Spam, We get Spam!

Did anyone else get Spam from one Louis J. Zurr, aka the TrailerPundit? I'd link to him, except that

1.) I can't find him via Google, and doesn't exist.
2.) I don't link to spammers
3.) I don't link to people who don't make even the slightest attempt at personalizing the email. Christ, Louis J. Zurr, how hard is it to write "Dear Bigwig" at the top of your screed?
4.) Louis J. Zurr didn't bother to put in a link. He just sent me his views on Elvis. Oh, happy day.

Of course, getting mail from Louis does put me into the same league as Instapundit, who got this pearl of a missive from Louis J. Zurr back in May.

I'm always amazed by whigged-out guys like you who think we can fill America up with Guatemalans and Chinese and various Islamotrash and still have a republic. Don't get me wrong, I think it's great that overpaid academics have a lot of exciting new restaurants to go to even in Knoxville. But the first thing that will happen when white folks become a minority in the U.S. is that we will get a de facto dictator running things; and the second thing is that they'll start killing all the Jews...and when they run out of Jews they'll start in on constitutional-law professors, even if they find them savoring the tasty dishes in exotic restaurants....

But, in case you aren't in the same class as Prof. Reynolds and I, here's Louis' views on Elvis. My comments appear in italics

From: "Lou Zurr" louzurr AT

Oh, thank God, I've finally been accepted into the Club

"Elvis was successful because he was a white who sang like a black."

Elvis was successful because he could rip off the blacks. Elvis was Michael Bolton before we had any taste, before we knew any better.

Boy oh boy am I getting sick of reading that, repeated obsessively, reflexively, in every single Big Media reference to him.

You're ok with the drug thing and the statutory rape, though?

Because if you know anything about the music of the time you know his singing was a heck of a lot closer to hillbilly than it was to black.

Yes, his influence was all over "O Brother Where Art Thou?". There's nothing I hope for more than to hear Ralph Stanley's rendition of "In the Ghetto", though to be honest, even he couldn't top Cartman.

It was so exciting and successful because it was a fusion of and also a riff upon many existing traditions, hillbilly chief among them.

Making his nuts dance like maracas had nothing to do with it.

If he had been merely a "white who sang like a black" he would have just been some kind of freak.

Dude, this is Elvis. He was a freak.

So what the fug are these ignorant and *therefore* highly-paid people talking about?

I don't know. I don't know because I can avoid reading them. Because they have the grace of spirit not to anonymously spam my ass with their ill-considered ravings.

What is this desperate urge on the part of the Information Classes to deny ordinary white folks any validity in their culture, in their very being?

Perhaps because white folk's culture includes clogging and beauty pageants for three year olds. To be fair, I also don't care for Kwanza and step shows. I don't care for any culture that comes prefaced with a color. And it's my right as an American to belittle people who do care for such things until they cry.

Do they think it makes them look hip and informed? What is it?

Talking about Elvis doesn't make anyone look hip and informed. It makes them look sad and old, or it makes them look like people desperate for copy in a slow news month. The hip and informed talk about...........I don't know what they talk about.


Louis J. Zurr


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