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December 13, 2002

Mutilated Carol of the Day

Mutilated Carol of the Day - I Saw Three Ships Come Sailing In

I Sat and Read the Blogs All Day

I sat and read the blogs all day
On Christmas day, on Christmas day;
And what did those blogs have to say
On Christmas day in the morning?

Michelle of a small victory
On Christmas day, on Christmas day;
Wrote on her kids and entropy
On Christmas day in the morning.

And what about the Blogatelle
On Christmas day, on Christmas day?
She gave out condoms by the bale
On Christmas day in the morning!

And who was sued in libel court
On Christmas day, on Christmas day?
File 13's Amish Tech Support,
On Christmas day in the morning!

And all who cut on the bias
On Christmas day, on Christmas day.
became a little more pious
On Christmas day in the morning!

Sperari's playing D & D,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day.
Forgot the gifts under the tree
On Christmas day in the morning!

Fred First is feeling mighty smug.
On Christmas day, on Christmas day.
He found a photogenic bug
On Christmas day in the morning.

Lileks has a warm and cheery Gnat
On Christmas day, on Christmas day.
I wish to God I could write like that
On Christmas day in the morning.

What should one get for old Bill Quick
On Christmas day, on Christmas day?
Jacques Chirac and a hickory stick,
On Christmas day in the morning!

What do I see at Eros Blog
On Christmas day, on Christmas day?
Naked chick on a big Yule log
On Christmas day in the morning!

There's no stockings for Fusilier
On Christmas day, on Christmas day.
From his mantle hang bandoliers
On Christmas day in the morning!

Meryl's got a spare holiday
On Christmas day, on Christmas day.
Cause she made dreidels out of clay
On Hanukkah day in the morning

He woke up in a Cold Fury
On Christmas day, on Christmas day.
Driving his rig to Missouri
On Christmas day in the morning.

And Andrea is feeling mean
On Christmas day, on Christmas day.
Someone gave her an extra spleen.
On Christmas day in the morning!

They're Running Silent, running deep
On Christmas day, on Christmas day.
'Cause Down Under talk isn't cheap.
On Christmas day in the morning!

Oh, A.M.C.G.L.T.D.
On Christmas day, on Christmas day.
Passed some gas on to you and me
On Christmas day in the morning!

Where Worlds Collide has been plotting
On Christmas day, on Christmas day,
To start out with some trainspotting,
On Christmas day in the morning!

Zod: This is undoubtedly the most shameless job of sucking up to your betters that I have ever seen.
I can't help it, I was in marketing once.
Zod: Marketing shmarketing. You're the Uriah Heep of blogging. This makes Blog Smells* look like dispassionate science.
What can I say, I've got skills. I gotta use them.
Zod: If you're skills are so damn good, where's the obligatory Instapundit verse?
Oh you mean;

Oh Instapundit, link to me
On Christmas day, on Christmas day!
On Instapundit, pretty please
On Christmas day in the morning?

Zod: No, I meant some other Instapundit. Not going to put that one up there?
I've got some pride, you know.
Zod: Where d'ya keep it?
That box in the medicine cabinet.
Zod: That's a pill box!.....It must rattle around in there something fierce.
Yep. BB in a boxcar, basically.
Zod: Anybody else?
Well, there's Andy;

Now Sullivan won't link to me
On Christmas day, on Christmas day!
I'm far too small a fish you see
On Christmas day in the morning.

Zod: Bitter much?
Some call me.......myrrh.

*Like Blog smells, if you would like a verse of your very own, drop me a e-mail or leave a comment. I would have done more now, but I could feel the muse getting tired.


Request:
The fevered dreams of Solonor
On Christmas day, on Christmas day.
Gives visions of minions galore
On Christmas day in the morning.

Posted by Bigwig at December 13, 2002 12:11 AM | TrackBack
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