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January 17, 2003

Bring It Palestinians Threaten Americans

Bring It

Palestinians Threaten Americans at Pro-Iraq Rally

Americans go "ooooooooo, scary."

Muslims and Arabs will attack American targets everywhere if the United States goes to war against Iraq, a senior member of the militant Islamic movement Hamas said in Gaza on Friday.

He made the new threat during a march by 3,000 Palestinians through the winding streets of Gaza City on the 12th anniversary of the 1991 Gulf War. Some protesters fired shots shot in the air and others held portraits of Iraqi President Saddam Hussein.

"If Iraq is attacked... all American targets will be open targets for every Muslim, Arab or Palestinian," Mahmoud al-Zahar, told reporters.

Mahmoud, dude! Have you been reading the Koran, or smoking it? Jews kick your ass up and down all day long! They have been for over fifty years, and you want to take on Americans? The last guy who did that is either dead or so shit-his-pants scared he won't even appear on videotape anymore.

You do remember Osama, don't you? I heard he dresses in women's clothes so often now that Al-Jazeera is casting him the in Arab version of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Have you thought about maybe starting at the bottom and working your way up? I hear the French are free, and easy.

"Any attack against Iraq will be answered by resistance everywhere and American interests everywhere will be targeted. We say that all American targets will be open targets to every Muslim, Arab, or Palestinian," he said.

If Sharon can dance, he's dancing now. I take that back. He's probably been dancing for some time now, because God has blessed him with only morons for enemies. The first American you kill, we take him off his leash. I understand you think he's been unleashed already, but we've already established the fact you're a dimbulb. Sharon has never been unleashed. You kill Americans, and Sharon will have you for dinner. You kill Americans, and if you're lucky, this time next year you'll be begging for dinars in Amman, along with all your people. Every time you open that toothless, fly ridden gumhole to spew some more hate, you bring the Greater Israel a little closer to existence.

Don't get me wrong, Mahmmy. I believe in a Palestinian state. I support a Palestinian state. I just think you and your people need to be scattered the ends of the earth first. I think you should be made to wander for 2000 years. Then you can have a state. Maybe we'll arrange it so you and your ilk are plopped down in Saudi Arabia, or Egypt, because Arabs love nothing more than to be forced to live cheek and jowl with people who had their asses kicked by heathens and Jews.

Maybe we'll arrange it so that your sons and daughters come here, so we can infect them with our decadent ways. And we will infect them, Mahmmy, even if we leave them where they are. As good as we are at kicking your ass, we're even better at corrupting your proud sons and virtuous daughters. It's what America does best, Mahmmy. When it comes to corrupting the yokels, Mahmmy, we are Sauron, and we have the Ring. We'll have your offspring walking around in next to nothing, eating pork, drinking beer and sleeping with heathens faster than you can say "Assalaam Aliakum." You know what's even worse, Mahmmy? Sometimes, when they are busy sleeping with your enemies, your daughters will be on top. That will be the only time the name of Allah passes their lips, Mahmmy, ever.

I'll tell you what, Mahmmy. We'll do that to your people even if we don't kick your ass. Odds are the worst you can do is annoy us, you powerless monger of hate. We're going to invade Iraq, and you'll do very little about it, or nothing at all. You will shout your slogans on the street corners, if we let you do even that, and then go home and wonder why Allah has abandoned you. You'll eat hate and drink misery and die early from your diet of wretchedness, and be cast into the darkness.

And while you are floating alone there in the eternal dark, we'll be turning your people in godless pacifists. That's right, Mahmmy.

We're gonna make them into Germans.

So come on Mahmmy, bring it.

Update: Great minds think alike.

Posted by Bigwig at January 17, 2003 12:39 PM | TrackBack
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